The greatest invention ever made. An alternative so worthy, that you will wonder “Where has bubble wrap been all my life”. The great popping miracle which might someday be considered as a glorious religion (hopefully).
Boredom in its prime form. When you do not know why, but you definitely are bored. Even the house fly empathizes with you:
Keep bubble wrap in an ‘incase of emergency’ glass at home.
Working Saturdays. Yes those dreadful weekends which you spend at work.
Now, you just need a tank
Distraction – Bubble wrap helps concentrate. Only the bubbles are your life.
Focus on the popping.
Break ups – nothing better than bursting a bubble. It might be better than bursting the actual bubble which leaves you with a tissue paper & tears.
When there is no more food.
Yes, at times it is better than food.
When you’re at your sister’s-friend’s-neighbour’s-dog trainer’s – phupha’s wedding. Yes, carry bubble wrap.
Because the food isn’t always good.
When you’re driving in Saki Naka
or anywhere in Andheri.
When you want to punch someone, but don’t want to hurt them
Just have a friend who is ready to volunteer. Or I am up.
When you don’t give a fuck
Bubble wrap for the world
For unlimited bubble wrap just know your Fedex guy. He will be helpful for your successful life.